Faithful, powerful, surly mount of Sam
RACE: Camel, dromedary
HEIGHT: 6’3" (7’2" with hump)
WEIGHT: 620 kg (1370 lb)
ROLE: He’s a fucking camel, what the fuck more do you want? He’s, like, my best bud and he carries me around and shit. Why am I here, who the hell are you people anyway?
Editor’s note: this is verbatim the description Sam gave, possibly while intoxicated. After the brief “interview”, Sam was escorted from the premises, with difficulty. Many tables were flipped, spilling their respective toppings. Insurance was, however, paid. Regardless of legal strangeness, several interns were hospitalized. Insurance premiums were changed solely due to her action that day. Witnesses recall a person, either male or female, riding off in delight, screaming, while making a dexterously obscene gesture, “fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu!!!!” Booga, the camel, appeared completely content through the ordeal.
Get Sam around a good campfire and sure, they’ll tell ya.